Search FPPC Blog

Whatsapp Status For Exams - Funny Whatsapp Exams Quotes

Whatsapp is one of the most popular instant messaging client. People use it all the time to chat and text each other. However Whatsapp has much more than that. You can set a status message on Whatsapp which reflects your mood. People viewing your profile in order to chat with you, can see your status message and know about your mood.

These days people set funny status messages on Whatsapp and one of very popular ones are at the time of school or college exams. You can also use these status messages as quotes and send this to your group. It is quite likely that all of your friends are using Whatsapp and you must have a group of all your college/school friends. Some of these messages are really interesting and great fun to share these in whatsapp group of friends.

Top Whatsapp Quotes and Status messages for Exams 

  • "Screw Keep Calm , Its Exams "
  • The only good thing about this math exam is that for each question I at least have a 25% chance of getting it right.
  • I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam: I looked into the soul of another boy.
  • I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older; then it dawned on me - they're cramming for their final exam.
  • "To compete in a global economy, our students must continue their education beyond high school. To make this expectation a reality, we must give students the tools they need to succeed, including the opportunity to take a college entrance exam."
  • "I know that if I'd had to go and take an exam for acting, I wouldn't have got anywhere. You don't take exams for acting, you take your courage."
  • "I mark a script like an exam, and I try not to do anything under 50 per cent. Similarly with the part. And also film is a peculiar thing, parts don't necessarily read in script form anything like as well as they can do when it comes to materialising."
  • "I had never passed a single school exam, and clearly never would."
  • I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam; I looked into the soul of the boy sitting next to me.
  • "When reviewing your notes before an exam, the most important will be illegible."
  • "I was probably more scared of my high school exams than I was of the Oscars. At the time you think it's everything and if you don't do well, your life's over. Opportunities are gone. So the more you do it, the less the fear is present."
  • "The human brain is amazing. It functions 24 hours a day from the time we were born, and only stops when we take exam or when we are in love."
  • "I got expelled from high school, and then did my exams from home. I decided, through that experience, that I was going to expediate my plan and didn't go to university. Instead, I went to 
  • a community college and studied the theory and history of film with the idea that I wanted to write and direct."
  • Good luck to all of you taking your exams. Try your best but remember there are ways to be successful in life without amazing grades
  • "Taking final exams? Good luck. I believe in you. But I also believe that snakes are sperm on the egg that is Earth, so my beliefs are iffy."
  • "Wanting to do well on exams, yet not wanting to put in the effort to study..."
  • The longest five minutes in the world are the last five minutes of a lecture while the shortest five minutes are the last of five minutes of an exam.
  • Exams + Facebook = Your head is in the wrong book!
  • I wish forgetting our problems were as easy as forgetting everything we've learned after an exam.
  • "Dear person who's sitting next to me on exam, please write bigger. Sincerely, I can't see what you're writing."
  • "Dear google, could you sit next to me during an exam? Sincerely, every student."
  • "Reading through the exam and thinking, 'When the f*ck did we learn this?'"
  • The feeling you get after finishing your last exam.
  • "To accomplish great things, we must not only act but also dream. Not only plan but also believe. Best wishes for your exam."
  • Studying for finals is a lot like getting punched in the nuts.
  • During last 5 minutes of examination every student gets a super natural power ?
  • "If you are given a take-home exam, you will forget where you live"
  • "The brain is the most outstanding organ It works for 24 hours, 365 days, right from your birth, until you step in the exam hall"
  • A bottle of wine contains more philosophy than all the books in the world
  • "Why study for exams? Are they not about what you know, not about how much you can cram into your head the night before?"
  • Examinations is when on question when will you be free? you are looking on calendar instead of clock
  • Night before exams is like a night before Christmas You can't sleep and yet hope for a miracle
  • The goal of education is to replace an empty mind with an open mind
  • "After the first exams, I switched to the Faculty of Philosophy and studied Zoology in Munich and Vienna"
  • Why We Sometimes Write Etc In Exams? Because It Means E (End Of) T (Thinking) C (Capacity)
  • Why is it so EASY to fail but so HARD to SUCCEED?
  • 80% of the exam is always based on 1 lecture that you missed and 1 topic that you didn't prepare
  • Sometimes I think to write LOL at the end of every answer in exams
  • "Law of studentology: Book continues to be in state of rest or covered with dust and soil, unless exams are appeared"
  • Group Project: 1 person does all the work Everyone takes credit
  • "It takes 15 trees to produce the amount of paper that we use to write one exam Join us in promoting the noble cause of saving trees. Say No To Exams"
  • I wish I could forget all the bad times in my life like I forget everything I have studied seconds before an exam
  • I am in a relationship with studies and its complicated
  • "The more studying you did for the exam, the less sure you are as to which answer they want"
  • "Exams make us tired nervous & sick ahhhh im looking forward for a day without ,exams im sure that it will be a day in heaven because life is fuuullll of exams"
  • Every instructor assumes that you have nothing else to do except study for that instructors course
  • "Examinations are formidable even to the best prepared, for the greatest fool may ask more than the wisest man can answer"
  • "I hate studying for exams, Is there an APP for that?"
  • "Biggest Mystery of Maths, 1000s of years passed, Millions of theorems derived, Millions of formulas made, But still, X is unknown!"
  • "The more we study, the more we discover our ignorance"
  • "The mind is not a book, to be opened at will and examined at leisure"
  • "In exams, we look up for inspiration, down for desperation, left and right for information"

Whatsapp Love Status Messages and Short Quotes in English, Hindi, Punjabi

One of the very famous smartPhone application is Whatsapp. It is the most widely used instant messaging application. We all use it all the time. Research showed that most people are spending major time on their mobile phone as compared to laptop or desktop and one app which almost everyone is using is Whatsapp.

Facebook realized this potential and acquired Whatsapp for a whopping $19 billion. What is interesting about Whatsapp is that it has much more than instant messaging or chatting. It is not just a simple sms application, its much more. You can use this application to send picture, videos, share jokes, its full of so many different smiley. And just like Facebook, you can set status message on whatsapp (which actually reflects your mood).

This status message funda is pretty much liked by all the people. And trust me people do notice your status messages. When it comes to love and life, it gets even more important. When you are in love with someone and you chat regularly with her/him, then it is highly likely that other person will notice your status message.

It can be used to express what you feel about her/him. So below is compiled list of status messages specially for expressing your love. You can refer to this article if you want to know how to set Whatsapp status message.

Whatsapp Love Short Quotes and Status in English

  • You and me make a wonderful WE :-)
  • Love doesn't show up on an X-ray....but it's there.
  • I may not be perfect, but i'm the best you'll ever have... you'll realize it the day i stop coming back
  • You either live in love or die, there is no way in between
  • Many people say love hurts, but it not only hurts it also give you a different kinda pain..which make u feel that u are in love " truly "..!!
  • i am single because god is busy writing to best lovestory for me.
  • The space between your fingers are meant 2 be filled with mine
  • My one hand is enough to fight against the world.. If u hold the other one...!
  • Only Love takes you to heaven without the dying part.
  • Always remember to smile because you never know who is falling in love with your smile.
  • It doesn't matter who hurt you or broke you down .. What matters is who made you smile again
  • LoVe ThE oNe WhO LoVeS YoU..... nOt ThE oNe WhOm YoU LoVe ?? 
  • Never let any body come so close to your heart that it is painful to forget them. 
  • Its Cute When your Crush's Crush is You.
  • I Am Not Special , I Am Just Limited Edition :P
  • I know u r a dream......but people say that dreams come true
  • I kept my heart Strong like Iron but, I didn't know that your heart is a Magnet .
  • I Don’t need promise of the moon or the stars. Only promise i need is you’ll stay under them with me forever
  • If I know what love is, it is because of you!!
  • I love the way you love me.:) :)
  • Love every one, so that every one loves u.. But be committed to only One.. So that everyone respects u
  • Sometimes I can’t see myself when I’m with you. I can only just see you.
  • Someone who truly loves you, won't make you feel like you need to constantly fight for their attention.
  • We loved with a love that was more than love.
  • It’s not my fault that I fell for you, you tripped me.
  • What is love? It is the morning and the evening star.
  • A sweetheart is a bottle of wine, a wife is a wine bottle.
  • I am someone else when I'm with you, someone more like myself.
  • I fell in love with you because you loved me when I couldn’t love myself.
  • Distance is just a test , how far love can travel!!
  • True love stories never have endings.  
  • Loving you is like breathing.... how can I stop.
  • Love is blind.... and marriage is a real eye opener.
  • Love is an ocean of emotions entirely surrounded by expenses.  
  • Falling in love reminds you that nothing else matter. 
  • The best proof of love is trust.
  • If two past lovers remain friends.....they are either still in love or they never were.  
  • The only guy that will ever be good enough for yours the one who thinks he does not deserve you. 
  • Love is not just a feeling it is an action that I would love to spend the rest of my life doing for you.
  • You can count the stars You can count the sands of the sea But you can not count the love that I have for you.

Whatsapp Love Short Quotes and Status in Hindi

  • Tere Se Meri Banti Nahi, AUR Tere Bina Meri Zindagi Chalti Bhi Nahi... 
  • Dil CheeR Ke DekH TeRa Hi NaaM HoGa...
  • tum kise or se ishq kr lo hame sudharne me tym lagega
  • Jo nahi ata uska intezar kyo hota hai kisi ke liye apna ye hal kyu hota hai yu to duniya me kafi log pyare hai par jo nahi milta usi se pyar kyu hota ha
  • Bheegte Rehte hai baarish mein Aksar, Kabhi Maangi kisi Se Panaah Nahi, Hasrate Puri Na ho to Na Sahi, Khwaab dekhna to koi Gunaah Nhi.
  • Kamse kam maut se aisi mujhe ummid nahi,Jindgi tune to diya dhoke pe dhoka
  • Mushkil ka meri unko mukshil se yeki aaya,Samjhe meri mushkil ko magar badi mushkil se.
  • Bahut roai hai us aasu ke khatir,Jo nikalta hai khushi ki intaha per.
  • Dil na umid to nahi, nakam hi to hai,Lambi hai gam ki shyam magar, shyam hi to hai.
  • Jise dil diya woh dilhi chali gayi..Jise pyar kiya woh italy chali gayi...Dil ne kaha khud kushi(suicide) kar le zalim...Bijali ko haath lagaya to bijali chali gayi...
  • Zakhm kuch aaise huai phulo per soya n gaya,Jisma jalkar khak aakho se raya n gaya. 
  • Aur bhi bahut si cheeze lut chu-ki hai dil ke saathYe bataya dosto ne ishq farmane ke baadIs liye kamray ki ek ek cheez "ckeck" karta hoon main"Ek tere aane se pehle, ek tere jaa-ne ke baad"
  • Aab es hadd pe laya hai intazaar muzhe,Woh aa bhi jaye to aaye na yaki muzhe.
  • Immature love says: "I love you because I need you." Mature love says: "I need you because I love you."
  • Hamne mana aapme hogi sabra ki takat hamse jyada,Dekh lo lekin utri hogi aapki surat hamse jyada.
  • Ek diya jo sare rah jalane nikle,Aandhya bankar kai log buzane nikle.
  • I love you - those three words have my life in them.
  • Andaz apne dekhte hai aaine me woh,Aur yebhi dekhte hai ke koi dekhta n ho.
  • Duniya Se Jo Dare, Usse Kayar Kehte Hain,Duniya Jisse Dare, Usse Shayar Kehte Hain,Biwi Se Jo Dare, Usse Shohar Kehte Hain.

Whatsapp Love Short Quotes and Status in Punjabi

  • OdDe uTtE rAfAl DoNaLi ….RaKhI jAtT nE zIpSy KaLlI…. vIcH tApE cHamKiLE dI lAgAi BaLiYe Ni ….JAgGe jAtT vAnGu YaRrAn Di ChAdAi BaLiYe Ni JaGgE JaTt vAnGu………
  • KaAsH koI sAnNu PETroL de RaTe wAaNG pYAar kaRe … JeHdA waDhDaA hi jaAve ……
  • Oh pyaar ch jaan mangdi c…. kamliiee… Asi ta jawaak nu toffee de k ni raaji………:P
  • i20 viCh beH kE keHNDi i20 wALAa yAaR aW……… ENDeAvouR viCH beH kE keHNdi i20 v kOI cAr Aw…………:D
  • SadDi jAAn Te bAnN aAunDi a……… JaDoOn kiSe hoR nU ‘TAKE CARE’ keH jaAnadi a…………
  • Government nu ekk nwa kanoon bnauna chahida,,, Tenu vekhan da hakk bss mainu hona chahida..!!
  • Sadi kismat de sitare hale dhundle ne :(:( Rabb ne dite je chamka fer tenu dasangee … !!
  • Cheeja Varti diyaa chote…. YaaaaR ni Varti de… !!
  • Jaan chahidi te has ke tu mang lyiii … zada chusti chalaki wali lorh na…
  • Khud Khushi Karna Buzdili Hai Janab, Agar Marna Hi Hai to Ishq Kar Lo !!
  • Muk gayi degree yaar par jigri baithe dil vich rabb banke… :P
  • Loki 4-4 Kuria Set kari Firde Ne . . . Satho tha Saali Zindagi Ni Set Ho Rei . . !!
  • Ohnu shakk a ki mai ohde lyi jaan nai de skda. Mainu khauf a ‘oh rovegi boht mainu ajmaun to baad.
  • Hor gallan tenu bdiyan aundia “I LOVE YOU” kEhn Lagge kyU daRdi Ae ,, jiUndi rHe teri chOti bhEn pyAri maiNu nit mSgs te “JIJU JIJU” kaRdi Ae !! :P
  • Har Pal Vakhre Hi Rang Hunde Raan de……Aakhar Nu Kehndian Ne Maape Naio Mande…
  • ਜੀ ਆਇਆਂ ਨੂੰ !
  • ਨਾ ਮਾੜਾ ਖਾਈਏ, ਨਾ ਮਾੜਾ ਪਾਈਏ, ਨਾ ਮਾੜਾ ਸੋਚੀਏ, ਨਾ ਮਾੜਾ ਲੋਚੀਏ, ਨਾ ਮਾੜਾ ਕਹੀਏ, ਨਾ ਮਾੜਾ ਸਹੀਏ, ਬਸ ‘ਰੱਬ’ ਦੀ ਰਜ਼ਾ ਚ ਰਹੀਏ !
  • ਛੱਲਾ WhatsApp ਤੇ ਆਵੇ,ਬਾਪੂ ਨਾਲ ਕੰਮ ਨਾ ਕਰਾਵੇ, ਘਰ ਬਹਿ ਕੇ ਵਿਹਲਾ ਖਾਵੇ,ਆਪ ਨੂੰ ਰਾਂਝਾ ਅਖਵਾਵੇ !
  • ਕਦੀ ਸਾਡੀ ਗਲੀ ਮੁਢ ਕੇ ਵੀ ਆਯਾ ਕਰੋ ਜੀ !
  • ਨੋ ਇਫ ਨੋ ਬੱਟ, ਓਨਲੀ ਜੱਟ !
  • ਏਕੇ ੪੭ !
  • ਸ਼ੇਰਾਂ ਦੀ ਕੌਮ ਪੰਜਾਬੀ !
  • ਆਈ ਲਵ ਯੂ !
  • ” ਓਫਲਾਇਨ ”
  • ਛੂਮੰਤਰ !
  • ਸਿੰਘ ਇਸ ਕਿੰਗ !
  • ਅੰਬਰਸਰੀ ਜੱਟ !
  • ਸੋਹਨੀ ਕੁੜੀ ਨੂ “ਪਿੰਗ” ਫ੍ਰੀ !
  • ਇਸ਼੍ਕ਼ੇ !
  • ਜੱਟ “ਏਟੀ ਏੰਡ ਟੀ” ਦਾ ਸ਼ੋਕੀਨ
Please note that I have just compiled this list. If you feel that some message is inappropriate to be put into this category, then just let me know and I will remove it from here. 
Copyright © 2008-2012 Free Pc to Phone Calls, Free Voip Calls to India International ! - All Rights Reserved
Privacy Policy | Proudly powered by Blogger