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Whatsapp Status For Exams - Funny Whatsapp Exams Quotes

Whatsapp is one of the most popular instant messaging client. People use it all the time to chat and text each other. However Whatsapp has much more than that. You can set a status message on Whatsapp which reflects your mood. People viewing your profile in order to chat with you, can see your status message and know about your mood.

These days people set funny status messages on Whatsapp and one of very popular ones are at the time of school or college exams. You can also use these status messages as quotes and send this to your group. It is quite likely that all of your friends are using Whatsapp and you must have a group of all your college/school friends. Some of these messages are really interesting and great fun to share these in whatsapp group of friends.

Top Whatsapp Quotes and Status messages for Exams 

  • "Screw Keep Calm , Its Exams "
  • The only good thing about this math exam is that for each question I at least have a 25% chance of getting it right.
  • I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam: I looked into the soul of another boy.
  • I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older; then it dawned on me - they're cramming for their final exam.
  • "To compete in a global economy, our students must continue their education beyond high school. To make this expectation a reality, we must give students the tools they need to succeed, including the opportunity to take a college entrance exam."
  • "I know that if I'd had to go and take an exam for acting, I wouldn't have got anywhere. You don't take exams for acting, you take your courage."
  • "I mark a script like an exam, and I try not to do anything under 50 per cent. Similarly with the part. And also film is a peculiar thing, parts don't necessarily read in script form anything like as well as they can do when it comes to materialising."
  • "I had never passed a single school exam, and clearly never would."
  • I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam; I looked into the soul of the boy sitting next to me.
  • "When reviewing your notes before an exam, the most important will be illegible."
  • "I was probably more scared of my high school exams than I was of the Oscars. At the time you think it's everything and if you don't do well, your life's over. Opportunities are gone. So the more you do it, the less the fear is present."
  • "The human brain is amazing. It functions 24 hours a day from the time we were born, and only stops when we take exam or when we are in love."
  • "I got expelled from high school, and then did my exams from home. I decided, through that experience, that I was going to expediate my plan and didn't go to university. Instead, I went to 
  • a community college and studied the theory and history of film with the idea that I wanted to write and direct."
  • Good luck to all of you taking your exams. Try your best but remember there are ways to be successful in life without amazing grades
  • "Taking final exams? Good luck. I believe in you. But I also believe that snakes are sperm on the egg that is Earth, so my beliefs are iffy."
  • "Wanting to do well on exams, yet not wanting to put in the effort to study..."
  • The longest five minutes in the world are the last five minutes of a lecture while the shortest five minutes are the last of five minutes of an exam.
  • Exams + Facebook = Your head is in the wrong book!
  • I wish forgetting our problems were as easy as forgetting everything we've learned after an exam.
  • "Dear person who's sitting next to me on exam, please write bigger. Sincerely, I can't see what you're writing."
  • "Dear google, could you sit next to me during an exam? Sincerely, every student."
  • "Reading through the exam and thinking, 'When the f*ck did we learn this?'"
  • The feeling you get after finishing your last exam.
  • "To accomplish great things, we must not only act but also dream. Not only plan but also believe. Best wishes for your exam."
  • Studying for finals is a lot like getting punched in the nuts.
  • During last 5 minutes of examination every student gets a super natural power ?
  • "If you are given a take-home exam, you will forget where you live"
  • "The brain is the most outstanding organ It works for 24 hours, 365 days, right from your birth, until you step in the exam hall"
  • A bottle of wine contains more philosophy than all the books in the world
  • "Why study for exams? Are they not about what you know, not about how much you can cram into your head the night before?"
  • Examinations is when on question when will you be free? you are looking on calendar instead of clock
  • Night before exams is like a night before Christmas You can't sleep and yet hope for a miracle
  • The goal of education is to replace an empty mind with an open mind
  • "After the first exams, I switched to the Faculty of Philosophy and studied Zoology in Munich and Vienna"
  • Why We Sometimes Write Etc In Exams? Because It Means E (End Of) T (Thinking) C (Capacity)
  • Why is it so EASY to fail but so HARD to SUCCEED?
  • 80% of the exam is always based on 1 lecture that you missed and 1 topic that you didn't prepare
  • Sometimes I think to write LOL at the end of every answer in exams
  • "Law of studentology: Book continues to be in state of rest or covered with dust and soil, unless exams are appeared"
  • Group Project: 1 person does all the work Everyone takes credit
  • "It takes 15 trees to produce the amount of paper that we use to write one exam Join us in promoting the noble cause of saving trees. Say No To Exams"
  • I wish I could forget all the bad times in my life like I forget everything I have studied seconds before an exam
  • I am in a relationship with studies and its complicated
  • "The more studying you did for the exam, the less sure you are as to which answer they want"
  • "Exams make us tired nervous & sick ahhhh im looking forward for a day without ,exams im sure that it will be a day in heaven because life is fuuullll of exams"
  • Every instructor assumes that you have nothing else to do except study for that instructors course
  • "Examinations are formidable even to the best prepared, for the greatest fool may ask more than the wisest man can answer"
  • "I hate studying for exams, Is there an APP for that?"
  • "Biggest Mystery of Maths, 1000s of years passed, Millions of theorems derived, Millions of formulas made, But still, X is unknown!"
  • "The more we study, the more we discover our ignorance"
  • "The mind is not a book, to be opened at will and examined at leisure"
  • "In exams, we look up for inspiration, down for desperation, left and right for information"

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